A Newsletter To Help You Enjoy The Sunrise By Opening The Windows Of Opportunities April 2020

Jokes & Riddles


Where do polar bears vote?

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Answer : The North Poll

Teacher: What is the difference between an orange and an apple?

Student: Color of Orange is orange, but color of apple is not APPLE

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

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Answer : Because it has its own scales!

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

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Answer : A crane!

Lady: What is the name of your car?

Man: I forgot the name, but it starts with “T”

Lady: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All the cars that I know need petrol!

Two Children were talking

A: Meet my new born brother

B: Oh, he is so handsome! What’s his name?

A: I don’t know. I can’t understand a word he says!

Teacher: Which is closer, Sun or America?

Student: America

Teacher: Why?

Student: We can see the sun all the time, but we can’t see America

Teacher: Where is your Native place?

Riya: Maharashtra Ma’am

Teacher: Can you spell it?

Riya: Actually, my native place is Goa