A Newsletter To Help You Enjoy The Sunrise By Opening The Windows Of Opportunities January 2020

LOL!

Jokes & Riddles


Jail Tales can be a Laugh Riot!

One prisoner to another: “How did the police catch you?”
First prisoner: “I robbed a bank and then…”
Second prisoner: “And then?
First prisoner: “And then, I was counting the robbed money…”
Second prisoner: “Why would you do something like that?!”
First prisoner: “I saw a sign near the counter: ‘Please count your cash before leaving the counter’!”

Do not try this at home!

Father: “What percentage did you get in your final exam?”
Son: “80%”
Father: “But your marksheet shows only 40%! How?”
Son: “The remaining 40% will be credited to my account after linking with Aadhaar!”

Riddles

Why did Sam put the new 2018 calendar in the fridge?

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Answer : Because he wanted to start the new year in a cool way!

How do all the oceans of the world talk to each other?

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Answer : They wave!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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Answer : A Gummy Bear!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

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Answer : I’ll meet you at the corner!

What do cows do in their free time?

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Answer : They go to the moo-vies!

What music does Santa Claus listen to?

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Answer : Wrap!

What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

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Answer : Subordinate clauses!

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