A Newsletter To Help You Enjoy The Sunrise By Opening The Windows Of Opportunities August 2017

LAUGHING OUT LOUD

Jokes:

Teacher:"What is the chemical symbol of Barium?"

Student:"Ba"

Teacher:"What about Sodium?"

Student:"Na"

Teacher:"What will we get if we combine 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of Sodium?"

Student:"BaNaNa!!"

Mother:"Why did you get such low marks on this test?"

Son:"Because of absence"

Mother:"So, were you absent on the day of the test?"

Son:"No, but the student next to me was!"

A man with an accident.

Doctor:"You need stiches."

Man:"How much will it cost?"

Doctor:"Rs. 8000."

Man:"Hello Dr! I need stiches, not embroidery!"

Riddles:

Q. What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut?

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Answer : A barber-cue!

Q. Which word contains all 26 letters?

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Answer : Alphabet!

Q. What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?

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Answer : Fire!

Q. What 2 letters in the alphabet say goodbye?

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Answer : C U