A Newsletter To Help You Enjoy The Sunrise By Opening The Windows Of Opportunities May 2018


Joke Time Masti Time!

Early to bed and early to rise means that you don't have an internet connection!

A teacher told her students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All the students were busy writing except one boy. He wrote: Due to rain, no match!

Chicken vocabulary
Father of the chicken: Chicken ka bab
Mother of chicken: Chicken kima
What happens when a chicken takes bath?: Chicken showerma
Chicken in trouble: Chicken soup
Chicken getting an injection: Chicken teeka
Chicken flattery: Butter chicken
Sweaterless chicken on a winter night: Chilly chicken

A couple was arguing with each other. Their friend asked them what was wrong. Wife: "I told my husband to upload my photo on Facebook; instead he uploaded it on Olx!"

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