Early to bed and early to rise means that you don't have an internet connection!
A teacher told her students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All the students were busy writing except one boy. He wrote: Due to rain, no match!
Father of the chicken: Chicken ka bab
Mother of chicken: Chicken kima
What happens when a chicken takes bath?: Chicken showerma
Chicken in trouble: Chicken soup
Chicken getting an injection: Chicken teeka
Chicken flattery: Butter chicken
Sweaterless chicken on a winter night: Chilly chicken
A couple was arguing with each other. Their friend asked them what was wrong. Wife: "I told my husband to upload my photo on Facebook; instead he uploaded it on Olx!"
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