A Newsletter To Help You Enjoy The Sunrise By Opening The Windows Of Opportunities November 2017

Just For Laughs!

JOKES

Doctor:"Your case is quite tough and very complex."

Patient:"Why Doctor? What happened?"

Doctor:"You got a disease from the chapter I left as optional during my studies!"

Ramu:"Why are you burying your driving license?!"

Pappu:"Because it expired!"

Parents asked college watchman:"Is this a good college?"

Watchman:"Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!"

Teacher:What is the most important rule in Trigonometry?

Student:If it seems easy, then you're doing it wrong!

Exam Planning Be Like:

Plan A:Full portion and full syllabus

Plan B:Important chapters

Plan C:Pray

Three people apply for the same job.
One is a mathematician, one is a statistician, and one is an accountant.
The interviewing panel first calls in the mathematician.
They say "we have only one question. What is 500 plus 500?" The mathematician, without hesitation, says "1000." The committee sends him out and calls in the statistician.
When the statistician comes in, they ask the same question. The statistician ponders the question for a moment, and then answers "1000... I'm 95% confident." He is then also thanked for his time and sent on his way.
When the accountant enters the room, he is asked the same question: "what is 500 plus 500?" The accountant replies, "what would you like it to be?" They hire the accountant.

Maths Teacher:"Why does your maths notebook look so shabby?"

Student:"Because it has too many problems!"

Wife:"My husband swallowed his PAN Card. What should I do? Doctor, please help!"

Doctor:"Get him to swallow his Aadhaar card; both need to be linked before I attempt anything!"

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