A Newsletter To Help You Enjoy The Sunrise By Opening The Windows Of Opportunities October 2017

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JOKES & RIDDLES

Q. Why did Rapunzel go to a lot of parties?

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Answer : Because she like to let her hair down!

Q. When does a piece of wood become a king?

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Answer : When it's a ruler!

Q. I am as light as a feather, yet the toughest man cannot hold me for more than 5 minutes. Who am I?

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Answer : Breath!

Q. I can point without fingers, I can run without feet. Who am I?

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Answer : A Clock!

Q. Two mothers and two daughters went to Mc Donald's for lunch. Everyone ate one burger. However, the cashier billed for only three burgers. Why?

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Answer : There were only three people – grandmother, mother and daughter!

Q. James Bond rides into town on Friday, he stays for three days, then leaves on Friday. How did he do it?

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Answer : His horse's name was Friday!

Q. What do the numbers 88, 69 and 11 have in common?

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Answer : You can read them the same way both right side up and upside down!

Q. A teenager fell off a 12 feet ladder, but he did not get hurt. How?

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Answer : He only fell from the bottom step!

Q. I am an odd number. Take away one letter and I become even. What number am I?

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Answer : Seven (take away the 's' and it becomes 'even')

Q. I have no beginning, end or middle. Who am I?

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Answer : A Doughnut!