Career Guidance
Funny Jokes
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Teacher: “What is the chemical symbol of Barium?”
Student: “Ba”
Teacher: “What about Sodium?”
Student: “Na”
Teacher: “What will we get if we combine 1 atom of Barium and 2 atoms of Sodium?”
Student: “BaNaNa!!”
Mother: “Why did you get such low marks on this test?”
Son: “Because of absence”
Mother: “So, were you absent on the day of the test?”
Son: “No, but the student next to me was!”
A man with an accident.
Doctor: “You need stiches.”
Man: “How much will it cost?”
Doctor: “Rs. 8000.”
Man: “Hello Dr! I need stiches, not embroidery!”