Career Guidance
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Jokes & Riddles
Jail Tales can be a Laugh Riot!
One prisoner to another: “How did the police catch you?”
First prisoner: “I robbed a bank and then…”
Second prisoner: “And then?
First prisoner: “And then, I was counting the robbed money…”
Second prisoner: “Why would you do something like that?!”
First prisoner: “I saw a sign near the counter: ‘Please count your cash before leaving the counter’!”
Do not try this at home!
Father: “What percentage did you get in your final exam?”
Son: “80%”
Father: “But your marksheet shows only 40%! How?”
Son: “The remaining 40% will be credited to my account after linking with Aadhaar!”
How do all the oceans of the world talk to each other?
They wave!
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
What do cows do in their free time?
They go to the moo-vies!
What’s always found on the ground but never dirty?
Shadow
What has hands but cannot clap?
A clock
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Footsteps
It has 13 hearts, but no lungs or stomach. What am I?
Deck of cards
What has 88 keys?
A standard Piano